Shit Boat (No Fans) letra

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like lego bricks

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn

Alestorm - Letras

• 1741 (The Battle Of Cartagena)
• Alestorm
• Back Through Time
• Bar Ünd Imbiss
• Barretts Privateers
• Bassline Junkie
• Big Ship Little Ship
• Bite The Hook Hand That Feeds
• Black Sails At Midnight
• Buckfast Powersmash
• Call Of The Waves
• Cannonball
• Captain Morgan's Revenge
• Chomp Chomp
• Chronicles Of Vengeance
• Come To Brazil
• Death Before The Mast
• Death Throes Of The Terrorsquid
• Dreamhealer
• Drink
• Fannybaws
• Flipped With A Sausage
• Flower Of Scotland
• Fucked With An Anchor
• Hail The Sword
• Hangover
• Heavy Metal Pirates
• Henry Martin
• I Am A Cider Drinker
• In The Navy
• Journey Man
• Keelhauled
• Leviathan
• Magellan's Expedition
• Magnetic North
• Magyarország
• Man The Pumps
• Mead From Hell
• Mexico
• Midget Saw
• Nancy The Tavern Wench
• No Grave But The Sea
• No Quarter
• Of Treasure
• Over The Seas
• P Is For Pirate
• P.A.R.T.Y.
• Pegleg Potion
• Pirate Metal Drinking Crew
• Pirate Song
• Pirate's Scorn
• Quest For Ships
• Questing Upon The Poop Deck
• Rage Of Pentahook
• Return Of The Ancient Knight
• Return To Tortuga
• Rum
• Rumpelkombo
• Scraping The Barrel
• Set Sail And Conquer
• Seventh Rum of a Seventh Rum
• Shipwrecked
• Shit Boat (No Fans)
• Sunset On The Golden Age
• Surf Squid Warfare
• Swashbuckled
• Terror On The High Seas
• That Famous Ol' Spiced
• The Battle Of Cape Fear River
• The Huntmaster
• The Quest
• The Sunk'n Norwegian
• To The End Of Our Days
• To The End Of The World
• Tortuga (feat. Captain Yarrface)
• Treasure Chest Party Quest
• Treasure Island
• Under Blackened Banners
• Walk The Plank
• Wardance
• Weiber Und Wein
• Wenches & Mead
• Wolves Of The Sea
• Wooden Leg (Part III)
• Wooden Leg part 2 (The Woodening)
• Wooden Leg!
• You Are A Pirate
• Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship